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everybodyliesmd) wrote2005-10-03 03:07 pm
everybodyliesmd) wrote2005-10-03 03:07 pm
just another lemming following along....
The Annoyance Factor (regular edition)
1. Male movie actor: Steven Seagal, macho badass. Ew.
2. Female movie actor: Julia Roberts. Overrated. Wooden.
3. Male TV actor: David Caruso. No need to explain.
4. Female TV actor: Vanessa Ferlito (from CSI:NY). I want to cut those pouty lips of hers off her face.
5. TV Series (Drama): ER. It's dead. Please bury it.
6. TV Series (Comedy): Two and A Half Men. It has Charlie Sheen in it; what more can I say?
7. TV Series (Other): Any of the crap they're playing on Discovery or TLC that involves "chopper" or "monster" anything.
8. TV Channel/Network: I'm with those folks who said MTV/VH1. How can one call onself music television if there is no music? Anyone?
9. Sport: Wrestling. No need to explain this, either. (Runner up - any sport with "monster" or "extreme" in it.)
10. Sports Team: No sports teams, per se, just prima donna athletes that think the world will stop turning if they aren't paid a ton of money for showboating every time the camera is on them. (But if you make me pick one - the Yankees. They're smug and arrogant.)
11. Athlete: See above.
12. Movie (In the last year): Hmm. Lots to choose from. Lemme think on it.
13. Commercial: That stupid-ass Cadillac commercial where the cars are waltzing around and the Caddy, obviously powered by teenage testosterone, screams through the middle of the crowd to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll." I think their target audience is 17 year old boys rather than senior citizens.
14. Food: Anything trendy (low carb, no carb, liquified yogurt [ew]).
15. Holiday: Christmas. It starts in August and doesn't end until January. Enough already.
16. Drink: Again, anything trendy (many of which have been pointed out at other LJs).
17. Fast Food Chain: Chuck E. Cheese. God help us all.
18. Song: Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and The Waves. The most annoying song EVER in the history of music.
19. Bad habit (not yours): Making any noise whatsoever while eating. No exceptions.
20. Driver ('bad' doesn't count): People on cell phones.
1. Male movie actor: Steven Seagal, macho badass. Ew.
2. Female movie actor: Julia Roberts. Overrated. Wooden.
3. Male TV actor: David Caruso. No need to explain.
4. Female TV actor: Vanessa Ferlito (from CSI:NY). I want to cut those pouty lips of hers off her face.
5. TV Series (Drama): ER. It's dead. Please bury it.
6. TV Series (Comedy): Two and A Half Men. It has Charlie Sheen in it; what more can I say?
7. TV Series (Other): Any of the crap they're playing on Discovery or TLC that involves "chopper" or "monster" anything.
8. TV Channel/Network: I'm with those folks who said MTV/VH1. How can one call onself music television if there is no music? Anyone?
9. Sport: Wrestling. No need to explain this, either. (Runner up - any sport with "monster" or "extreme" in it.)
10. Sports Team: No sports teams, per se, just prima donna athletes that think the world will stop turning if they aren't paid a ton of money for showboating every time the camera is on them. (But if you make me pick one - the Yankees. They're smug and arrogant.)
11. Athlete: See above.
12. Movie (In the last year): Hmm. Lots to choose from. Lemme think on it.
13. Commercial: That stupid-ass Cadillac commercial where the cars are waltzing around and the Caddy, obviously powered by teenage testosterone, screams through the middle of the crowd to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll." I think their target audience is 17 year old boys rather than senior citizens.
14. Food: Anything trendy (low carb, no carb, liquified yogurt [ew]).
15. Holiday: Christmas. It starts in August and doesn't end until January. Enough already.
16. Drink: Again, anything trendy (many of which have been pointed out at other LJs).
17. Fast Food Chain: Chuck E. Cheese. God help us all.
18. Song: Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and The Waves. The most annoying song EVER in the history of music.
19. Bad habit (not yours): Making any noise whatsoever while eating. No exceptions.
20. Driver ('bad' doesn't count): People on cell phones.
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CSI women - yeah, I'm with you on that. The crappy actress that plays Sara came in a very close second to the other chick.
And I'd listen to Walking on Sunshine every day for a month if doing so would wipe Hollywood off the map. As long as I live, I will NEVER understand how people who risk their lives every day or save people or teach/take care of people can bring home such crappy paychecks when people like Tom "I'm insane but I'm rich so who cares" Cruise make enough money doing one movie to replace half the homes destroyed in New Orleans. And then these assholes have the audacity to do a big public charity concert or something, begging the rest of us poor schlubs for money. If they want to impress me, they can just donate a million dollars quietly and without announcing it to the world.
Jeez. I just scared myself.
::reluctantly steps down from soapbox::