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everybodyliesmd at 03:07pm on 03/10/2005
everybodyliesmd at 03:07pm on 03/10/2005The Annoyance Factor (regular edition)
1. Male movie actor: Steven Seagal, macho badass. Ew.
2. Female movie actor: Julia Roberts. Overrated. Wooden.
3. Male TV actor: David Caruso. No need to explain.
4. Female TV actor: Vanessa Ferlito (from CSI:NY). I want to cut those pouty lips of hers off her face.
5. TV Series (Drama): ER. It's dead. Please bury it.
6. TV Series (Comedy): Two and A Half Men. It has Charlie Sheen in it; what more can I say?
7. TV Series (Other): Any of the crap they're playing on Discovery or TLC that involves "chopper" or "monster" anything.
8. TV Channel/Network: I'm with those folks who said MTV/VH1. How can one call onself music television if there is no music? Anyone?
9. Sport: Wrestling. No need to explain this, either. (Runner up - any sport with "monster" or "extreme" in it.)
10. Sports Team: No sports teams, per se, just prima donna athletes that think the world will stop turning if they aren't paid a ton of money for showboating every time the camera is on them. (But if you make me pick one - the Yankees. They're smug and arrogant.)
11. Athlete: See above.
12. Movie (In the last year): Hmm. Lots to choose from. Lemme think on it.
13. Commercial: That stupid-ass Cadillac commercial where the cars are waltzing around and the Caddy, obviously powered by teenage testosterone, screams through the middle of the crowd to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll." I think their target audience is 17 year old boys rather than senior citizens.
14. Food: Anything trendy (low carb, no carb, liquified yogurt [ew]).
15. Holiday: Christmas. It starts in August and doesn't end until January. Enough already.
16. Drink: Again, anything trendy (many of which have been pointed out at other LJs).
17. Fast Food Chain: Chuck E. Cheese. God help us all.
18. Song: Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and The Waves. The most annoying song EVER in the history of music.
19. Bad habit (not yours): Making any noise whatsoever while eating. No exceptions.
20. Driver ('bad' doesn't count): People on cell phones.
1. Male movie actor: Steven Seagal, macho badass. Ew.
2. Female movie actor: Julia Roberts. Overrated. Wooden.
3. Male TV actor: David Caruso. No need to explain.
4. Female TV actor: Vanessa Ferlito (from CSI:NY). I want to cut those pouty lips of hers off her face.
5. TV Series (Drama): ER. It's dead. Please bury it.
6. TV Series (Comedy): Two and A Half Men. It has Charlie Sheen in it; what more can I say?
7. TV Series (Other): Any of the crap they're playing on Discovery or TLC that involves "chopper" or "monster" anything.
8. TV Channel/Network: I'm with those folks who said MTV/VH1. How can one call onself music television if there is no music? Anyone?
9. Sport: Wrestling. No need to explain this, either. (Runner up - any sport with "monster" or "extreme" in it.)
10. Sports Team: No sports teams, per se, just prima donna athletes that think the world will stop turning if they aren't paid a ton of money for showboating every time the camera is on them. (But if you make me pick one - the Yankees. They're smug and arrogant.)
11. Athlete: See above.
12. Movie (In the last year): Hmm. Lots to choose from. Lemme think on it.
13. Commercial: That stupid-ass Cadillac commercial where the cars are waltzing around and the Caddy, obviously powered by teenage testosterone, screams through the middle of the crowd to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll." I think their target audience is 17 year old boys rather than senior citizens.
14. Food: Anything trendy (low carb, no carb, liquified yogurt [ew]).
15. Holiday: Christmas. It starts in August and doesn't end until January. Enough already.
16. Drink: Again, anything trendy (many of which have been pointed out at other LJs).
17. Fast Food Chain: Chuck E. Cheese. God help us all.
18. Song: Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and The Waves. The most annoying song EVER in the history of music.
19. Bad habit (not yours): Making any noise whatsoever while eating. No exceptions.
20. Driver ('bad' doesn't count): People on cell phones.
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